~Morphie~

May 25

Timed lights.

Also. This house has timed lights.
So if I’m sitting in the kitchen waiting impatiently for food & the light goes out, I can call/throw my cat to turn them back on.
Genius.

The new girl.

So I just met the new girl moving into the share house.. She wants to be friends.
My first thought; fuck, I hope we get on hugging terms soon!!!
She’s got an amazing body, but she’s not the brightest… Such is life. TT^TT

May 23

Smile loves to curl up with me on cold days~
Doesn’t she just look like patches if pumpkin, dirt & bengal?!

Smile loves to curl up with me on cold days~
Doesn’t she just look like patches if pumpkin, dirt & bengal?!

This is what I like to do for Smile on cold days… 
She doesn’t appreciate it ^^;;

This is what I like to do for Smile on cold days…
She doesn’t appreciate it ^^;;

derpycats:

Rug impersonator

“Just trying to get a tan in those difficult places.”Adorable kitty… Why doesn’t mine do this?!

derpycats:

Rug impersonator

“Just trying to get a tan in those difficult places.”
Adorable kitty… Why doesn’t mine do this?!

May 22

glutardprobs:

Submitted by avantgarbagedisposal

Yes ;A;So much yes… TT^TTBut it’s RICE!!! *cries*

glutardprobs:

Submitted by avantgarbagedisposal

Yes ;A;
So much yes… TT^TT
But it’s RICE!!! *cries*

Here.
Have a picture of my Smile being adorable. She’s finally gotten used to the bean bags & she’ll even play on them now!!!
She’s playing with the worn out little pompom I made years ago..

Here.
Have a picture of my Smile being adorable. She’s finally gotten used to the bean bags & she’ll even play on them now!!!
She’s playing with the worn out little pompom I made years ago..

May 21

WHY?!

Why are you all still here?!
I’ve been dead for months!!
But I’m not a zombie!
I’m back alive now!
Been moving around shitloads more than was desired.
BUT THIS PLACE HAS FREE WIFI!
I wanna stay forever!
My housemates are;
Stoner guy with a daughter.
Pedo guy that pretends he’s dangerous.
Awesome lady that has lots of sex & cooks.
New guy that I just met who seems to be a hiker or something.

Thank all goodness on the earth that I can lock my bedroom door.
Smile owns this place already. She scented everywhere & came back covered in dust & webs again.

Jan 15

uberzers:

senorpond:

i want to form a band called ‘the homeless’ and when my band get’s haters and they’ll say ‘omfg i hate the homeless’ everybody else will be like wtf what kind of sick person are you how dare you but without them knowing that ‘the homeless’ is actually my awesome band

It could be difficult to compliment though.

“Man, when I’m depressed I just listen to the Homeless and I feel better about my life.”

 “Dude! Let’s go listen to the Homeless!”

“Man, I love the Homeless, they make me feel so awesome!”

“I hate the Homeless.. Let’s throw tomatos at them”

I can see how this is going to end up… It would be awesome! >w<b

(Source: docters)

Jan 12

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